I just received an LOL email…
A very nice joke as weekend booster for my research life!
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A woman writes to the IT Technical support bloke :
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the Clothing (Zara), Handbag (Burberry), Perfume (Bvlgari), Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, BEER 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Mrs. D
Reply :
Dear Mrs. D,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Clothing 4.5; Handbag 1.0; Perfume 6.5; Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program, especially if sourced from ‘X country‘ or ‘Y country‘. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
he… he ….he… he …
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Hmmmm….
This seems to be a worldwide problem !!
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! ♥
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